Archive for July 14th, 2006
answering your questions #1
Two search terms led people here today:
- “strongest guy in the earth”
- “strongest guy on earth”
The second one is Bootylicious, who didn’t believe me when I told him that I’d Googled at #1 for the first one.
What the searcher ended up with was my diatribe against Superman, the superhero with the most emo haircut ever:
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| “I can’t save the world, I’m updating my feelings on Livejournal and then I have upload all my new sad poses to MySpace.” | “Hi suprman I think ur awesome, I saw you at my chemical romance but had to leave cuz my mom came to pick me up, add me as a freind!!!” |
Stupid haircuts aside, let’s answer this query, shall we? In reverse order:
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no, that’s just a coping mechanism.
Today my attention was drawn, via circuitous clicking, to a CNN article from my home town about a bear cub that got drunk on vodka and Jack and beer and then crashed in the front seat of a car and ate a pizza.
Offbeat news? My ass. I wish this was a quirky offbeat thing, but honestly getting drunk and eating a whole pizza in parking lot while obliviously leaning on your car horn is pretty standard fare for Lake Tahoe. This bear hit the grand slam by virtue of crashing in somebody else’s car.
That bear is clearly a local. Drink up, kid. You’ll never make it out of that town.
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