Archive for July, 2006
answering your questions #3: It’s Bongo, Ma’am.
This one is really long and complicated because you people are obsessed with some seriously weird stuff. I grouped some of the searches together to save time.
q: what movies has DMX been in
a: who cares.
q: submarine jokes
a: After a thorough 1-minute search, I have deduced that 90% of submarine jokes are uninspired lists comparing submarines to women, 90% of which consist of “going down” references. I did, however, find one good submarine joke that you will want to repeat to your friends at parties:
“How do you sink a submarine?”
“Send a diver to knock on the back door!”
Ha ha! Well done, Paul, aged 9. You are cleverer than submariners in two ways: you write better jokes, and you’ve come up with a cheap way to actually sink a submarine, since judging from the jokes they write themselves, submariners are idiots.
q: “I smell like I sound”
a: Note to self: insert “idiot” joke vis-a-vis submariners, the stench of 50 sailors trapped in a metal canister for weeks at a time here.
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