The Scooby Snack Question

The Scooby Snack Question assumes the following:

1. When you were a young sprout, you watched Scooby Doo. (Not that one with Scrappy Doo, he sucked.)
2. You witnessed, many times, how the consumption – or even promised consumption – of a Scooby Snack treat would cause the normally cowardly Shaggy and Scooby to perform feats of derring-do and bravery to aid their teammates.

Now quickly, without thinking about it too much, answer the following question to yourself:
What do Scooby Snacks taste like?

Got it? Now, the important followup: No matter what they taste like, given the opportunity, would you have eaten a Scooby Snack?

Other peoples' answers after the jump…

The Nature of the Scooby Snack	Would they eat them?
Ginger snaps.	Of course. They must have been delicious. ("Didn't those things give them powers or something too?)
Tiny Teddies.	Yes.
Chocolately dog treats.	Of course. (Desired result: "special powers".)
Peanut butter sandwich cookies.	Yes.
Brown.	Nope. They're dog snacks.
Decline to state. [Reason: not a Scooby fan.] *	-
Dog Biscuits.	"I have eaten dog biscuits."

A summary:

• # people who think they're cookies: 3
• # people who think they're dog treats:3
• # people who would eat them even believing they're dog treats: 2
• # people who are Bootylicious who would eat them even believing they're dog treats: 1
• # people who believe they would be granted some type of magical power after eating said treat: 2
• # of people who are Bootylicious who also want magical dog treat powers: 1

As you can see from this data, Scooby Snacks are widely held to be delicious, no matter what they taste like, and everyone seems to have a different assumption of what that taste actually is. Also, Bootylicious' eating habits and mental health are in question.

* This answer was returned by my mother, who clearly did not know Where It Was At as a young girl.

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